Paris Hilton Going to Her Church, the Club!

Paris Hilton is finally finished pretending she is not a slut and is back at her "church". She went fully decked out in the typical Paris slutty look and even wore her fake blue eyes!

The Perils of Pauline - oops PARIS!

Paris Hilton has made her first appearance on the club scene since being released from jail last week.The recently-incarcerated heiress partied at Los Angeles hotspot Les Deux on Friday night, PEOPLE reports. Paris reportedly arrived at the Hollywood club shortly before midnight, flanked by a group that included her sister, Nicky, and music producer David Foster's daughter, Erin Foster.Sporting a black fedora and gray-sleeved shirt, Hilton sat at a table with two bodyguards who helped protect her from photo-snapping fans.But far be it from Paris to simply sit around at a club -- the party girl in her came out with a vengeance when she reportedly jumped up on a couch, and then "danced seductively" against a wall as she sang along to a number of songs (including her own little ditty, "Stars are Blind"). "Paris was super happy and full of smiles," a clubgoer reportedly told PEOPLE. "She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table."

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Paris Hilton leaving her singing lesson in Hollywood, July 6th

That has to be the ugliest dress I have ever seen ! If you have heard her sing you know she does not need singing lessons - she needs a miracle!

Paris Hilton leaving a private acting lesson in Bel Air, July 5

OH PLEASE SAY This does not mean she intends to ACT again!!! LOL!

Paris Hilton Voted For President in 2006 ... Umm... It was 2004!

The unseen outtakes of Paris Hilton’s interview with Larry King last week are just humorous as the interview itself. A source says that while the cameras were still rolling after the interview, Larry started talking politics with Paris, “and he asked Paris if she votes. Paris said she did. Larry then asked when she last voted, and Paris said last year. He asked her for what election, and she said ‘presidential!’”

The source says, “everyone had a good laugh, considering the last presidential election was in 2004. Larry was just like, ‘Um, OK.’ It was obvious Paris hadn’t voted in ages, and had no idea what she was talking about. It was like when she said she didn’t have a favorite bible passage, even though she supposedly read it in jail.”

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Paris Hilton Still Annoying People of Maui Insist

Hilton, who's back from Hawaii getting ready for her July Fourth party tonight in Malibu, was snapped by her paparazzi pals lounging in the sun in Maui and playing in the surf - an apparent bid to show the public that she could relax without partying.

But there are widely different accounts of what went on behind the scenes. Maui vacationers told us Hilton made herself almost as unwelcome with local resorts as she did with the news networks.

"Paris tried to check into the Four Seasons first, but they turned her down," said one guest at that hotel. "She then tried to stay at the Fairmont Kea Lani, but they turned her down, as well. She finally got a place at the Grand Wailea Resort, but that's because it was a Hilton. We all thought it was hilarious that the Hilton hotel was her third choice."

Perhaps the hotels were wary of her cozy relationship with photographers. "The paparazzi told us that Paris calls them herself," said a different source, who claimed a lensman told him, "We love her. She lets us know where she's going to be so we can take as many pictures as we want."

The Four Seasons guest reinforced that impression, noting, "She was shopping at the Wailea concourse, strutting around, posing for the cameras. It was disgusting."

But Hilton didn't tell the paparazzi what she was doing at night. "She slipped out of the hotel and went to the club at the Hyatt a couple of times," we're told. "She made friends with a couple of local guys and made out with them there. I guess she didn't want pictures of herself doing that."

"It's amazing," the annoyed vacationer continued. "She hasn't changed at all."

But Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, disputed just about everything. Her drives into and out of the Four Seasons and the Fairmont were a ruse to dodge the paparazzi, he said. And, "She never checked into the Grand Wailea. She spent all her time at a private residence" and hung out only with her ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos.

Mintz said Hilton was at the Hyatt to celebrate a girlfriend's birthday. "And as for dropping dimes on the paparazzi, the last thing she needs is more paparazzi coverage."

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