Jessica Simpson seems to be quite happy living the single life! She went back to her natural hair and now it looks like she is slimming down. Friday, she looked visibly smaller leaving an Italian eatery in Hollywood. Lets hope she doesn't keep losing weight.... Hollywood doesn't need another skeleton.
You'd think Candy Spelling would have better things to do than write countless open letters to even more pathetic shits than her.
You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.
You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.
Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone's vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it's time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They're probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.
You're doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it's great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?
Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you're that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?
Britney caused chaos in Santa Monica, California yesterday in what appeared to be a desperate attempt to get a little paparazzi attention. Photographers camped outside celebrity hotspot the Casa Del Mar hotel, hoping for the chance to shoot Britney's one-time pop rival Mandy Moore - who was conducting press interviews inside, were stunned when the singer slowly drove by. One bystander says, "It seemed obvious that Britney wanted to get noticed and photographed - why else would you show up at one of California's paparazzi hang-outs. She drove really slowly and doubled back on herself to make sure that everyone who wanted to get a shot, got a shot." But Britney's afternoon out turned ugly when her security guard, who was with her for the drive, had to fight off one snapper who got too close to his charge. The onlooker says, "Britney had to make a run for it in the end. She and her bodyguard ended up hanging out by the hotel pool - in full view of everyone."
PARIS Hilton had better hope she stays sick. The celebu-con is getting the princess treatment in the medical wing of the Century Regional Detention Center. Her fellow pokeymates say most inmates "have to be bleeding from their eyes" to get into the eight-bed ward, but Hilton was whisked straight into a private room where she sleeps on a comfortable hospital bed and sups on roast beef, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken nuggets and fish. "You know, Lean Cuisine style," a recently released inmate told The Post's Marianne Garvey. She also has a television and is allowed to watch DVDs. If she were in the prison's general population, she would surely sprout "commissary berries" - inmates who glom on to anyone with a little cash who could buy them a $1.50 cheeseburger or an 87-cent Milky Way bar. "If she were with us, somebody'd be pushing up on her," the inmate said. A jail spokesman said Hilton would remain in segregated custody until her undisclosed medical condition has been resolved - "Were taking it day by day."
You'd think Candy Spelling would have better things to do than write countless open letters to even more pathetic shits than her.
It seems that Elmo was the only date Tyra could get with such a hideous outfit at the Emmy's. It even look like Elmo is embarrassed. 
Britney caused chaos in Santa Monica, California yesterday in what appeared to be a desperate attempt to get a little paparazzi attention. Photographers camped outside celebrity hotspot the Casa Del Mar hotel, hoping for the chance to shoot Britney's one-time pop rival Mandy Moore - who was conducting press interviews inside, were stunned when the singer slowly drove by. One bystander says, "It seemed obvious that Britney wanted to get noticed and photographed - why else would you show up at one of California's paparazzi hang-outs. She drove really slowly and doubled back on herself to make sure that everyone who wanted to get a shot, got a shot." 
PARIS Hilton had better hope she stays sick. The celebu-con is getting the princess treatment in the medical wing of the Century Regional Detention Center. Her fellow pokeymates say most inmates "have to be bleeding from their eyes" to get into the eight-bed ward, but Hilton was whisked straight into a private room where she sleeps on a comfortable hospital bed and sups on roast beef, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken nuggets and fish. "You know, Lean Cuisine style," a recently released inmate told The Post's Marianne Garvey. She also has a television and is allowed to watch DVDs. If she were in the prison's general population, she would surely sprout "commissary berries" - inmates who glom on to anyone with a little cash who could buy them a $1.50 cheeseburger or an 87-cent Milky Way bar. "If she were with us, somebody'd be pushing up on her," the inmate said. A jail spokesman said Hilton would remain in segregated custody until her undisclosed medical condition has been resolved - "Were taking it day by day." 
