Kate Moss Trying to WASH Pete Doherty Right Out of Her HAIR!

IF she thought giving up cocaine was tough, Kate Moss has an even bigger challenge to face now - kicking her deadly addiction to on/off lover Pete Doherty.

"She is planning a trip to the tiny island she goes to when she wants to get away from it all. She knows the only way she can cure herself of Pete is by making sure she can't see him."
Kate's first steps to a Pete-free life began when she kicked him out of her North London home and changed the locks, forcing him to adopt a less than luxurious lifestyle in a caravan site under a dual carriageway. Lets hope Kate can finally get over this loser!

Micheal Jackson: Rumors ARE A LIE!

Micheal Jackson has blasted claims he was too busy to appear at the Black Entertainment Television (B.E.T) awards, branding the allegations "false and defamatory".
The singer was asked to appear at the B.E.T ceremony in Los Angeles on 26 June to perform a special Thriller album tribute and to present his mentor Diana Ross with a Lifetime Achievement Award - but American news agencies claimed Jackson was "too incapacitated to appear."
Jackson's spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain says the information "being disseminated in the media with regards to Mr. Jackson's invitation is false. We cannot understand why anyone affiliated with the program would deliberately misrepresent the facts or attempt to defame Mr. Jackson.

Jennifer Aniston Brushes Teeth in Shower - What's next SHARING Dental Floss!

JENNIFER ANISTON Brushes Teeth In Shower Former FRIENDS star JENNIFER ANISTON has a novel way to save the environment - she brushes her teeth in the shower. The actress revealed her eco-friendly tip on the eve of Al Gore's Live Earth concerts on Saturday.

Give me a break..... Are we expected to take this seriously? How big of Jennifer, what a sacrifice........ The average person living in Sudan is an African country much in the news, the life expectancy of a women is 50 years and the average per capital income is $ 2,400 so can we expect Jennifer to adjust to these norms also. Oh no wait her answer is to brush her teeth in the shower.......

Al Gore in Bookie Bust

An Irish bookmaker who offered 14-to-1 odds that Al Gore would be the next high-profile American to be arrested paid out on Friday after police detained the former vice president's son, also named Al.

Al Gore III appears with his parents, Al and Tipper Gore.

Having not specified which Al bettors could back, Paddy Power said some of the 50 or so people who placed money on the rank outsider being arrested had been quick to claim their winnings. "We got a good stoning thanks to the vice president's son," the company said in a statement. The "bizarre coincidence" would cost it more than $13,600.

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First Star for OZZIE!

Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne returned to his home city on Friday to accept the first place in a new Hollywood-style "Walk of Stars". The so-called Prince of Darkness was greeted by around 1,500 fans who had braved intermittent rain for up to four hours while waiting in Birmingham's Centenary Square.
Using typically earthy language, Osbourne told the crowd his star on the Second City's streets meant far more to him than his spot on the pavement on the Walk of Fame in Los Angeles.
Addressing his fans from a stage set up in the square before unveiling the star, the 58-year-old said: "This means more to than any f****** Hollywood thing."
"I am really honoured," the Aston-born singer then told reporters. "All my family is here and I thank everyone for this reception - I'm absolutely knocked out."

Prince WIliam back with KATE!

Prince William has persuaded his former girlfriend Kate Middleton to rekindle their relationship 12 weeks after they split up, a British newspaper reported Friday. The report in The Sun citing an unidentified royal source came five days after Middleton attended a concert celebrating the life of William's mother, Princess Diana, further fueling rumors that the two have reconciled.
William's Clarence House office has declined to comment on media reports that the two are back together.
William, second in line to the throne, broke up with Middleton in April as speculation swirled that the two were about to marry.
Middleton had been pursued by photographers outside her London home and nightclubs in scenes that drew comparisons to the coverage of Diana.

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